Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE
- if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
- if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
- that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on
THANK YOU FOR THIS.
Oh and bitches need to bring hair ties.
So i thought i might try something new and compose a song on ukulele and i wanted it to be a cute love song that went like “here’s a song on ukulele i’m sorry i’m not very good at ukulele but i love you blah blah blah” but then i remembered that i’m not very good at ukulele so here’s the best i could do.
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
So why do we choose the boys that are naughty?
I don’t fit in so why do you want me?
And I know I can’t tame you…but I just keep trying
‘Cause I love to wash in your old bathwater
Love to think that you couldn’t love another
I’m on your list with all your other women
But I still love to wash in your old bathwater
You make me feel like I couldn’t love another
I can’t help it…you’re my kind of man.